The Blue Pigeon

So... In Arizona they are having a huge problem with pigeons. Pigeons everywhere. In the sky, on the sidewalks, breaking skyscraper windows, shitting everywhere... generally causing a major issue. It got to the point that the Governor called a State of Emergency to combat the problem.
One day the Governor hears a knock at the door and a man is standing there. He tells the Governor that he can help with the pigeon problem, but that he has stipulations. First, he will not ask for payment to help the great state that he loves, but he cannot be asked any questions, thus leading to the second stipulation. Any questions asked, are going to cost the Governor $1million.
The Governor, seeing no down side agrees to receive help form the man, who turns and walks to his car. He reaches in and pulls out a cage containing a single, blue pigeon. He opens the cage, the bird zips into the sky, does a couple of somersaults and takes off for the horizon...and all the pigeons followed it.
The sky opens up, beautiful sunlight shines through, the air quality improves, people can be heard cheering for miles away. The Governor, now in complete astonishment, watches as the blue pigeon returns, does another somersault and zips into the cage, which is closed by the owner who tips his hat, turns and walks away.
The Governor runs up behind him and says, "Wait a minute, I need to ask you a question." The man replies, "I told you, its going to cost you a million dollars a question." The Governor retorts, "I'm the Governor of Arizona, I can handle it." The man asks "What's your question?"
The Governor asks "You got any Blue Mexicans?"


(And with that I was officially declared a racist and booted off reddit forever.)