Three mice are sitting at the bar, bragging on how tough they are.
The first one says, "I'm so tough I jump into a mouse trap, catch the bar, bench press it 10 times, then take the cheese"
The second one says, "Oh yeah, well I smash up that rat poison and sniff it to get a buzz"
The third mouse gets up and starts to walk away.
"Hey where you going?"
"I'm going home to fuck the cat"
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