Little Johnny and the alphabet

The teacher was going over the alphabet one day and asking students to give a word that began with each letter. "Who has a word that starts with 'A'," she asked. Knowing Little Johnny's mind, she avoided calling on him.

"Apple," replied Susan.
"Very good, and who has a word for the letter 'B'?" Again, Johnny could not be trusted.
"Book," replied Edward.
"Great job," said the teacher. 'C' and 'D' were troublesome, too, so finally she arrived at the letter 'R' and felt it was safe to call on Little Johnny.
"Rat," said Little Johnny.
"Very goo-"
"...a big fucking RAT with a dick this BIG!!"

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