when they happen to spot a pair of dogs fucking. The son asks "Daddy, what are those dogs doing?"
The mortified father struggles to think of an answer. "The, uh, dog on the other dog's back is tired," he says "And the dog in front is carrying him home."
"Aw, isn't that just typical, daddy?" says the kid. "You offer to help out and you end up getting fucked."
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