One day Hillary is out taking a walk and comes upon the words "Hillary
sux!" written in piss. She says to her secret service men " I want to know
who did this!" So they come back two days later and say, "Ma'am, we have
bad news and worse news. The bad news is that it's the President's piss.
The worse news is that it's Monica Lewinske's handwriting.
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