So many of our politicians want to be known as miracle workers -- it IS a miracle when they work. But that's not entirely fair. Most do put in a good day's work -- every week.
And look at Clinton, personally responsible for a resurgence of religion in America. Never has the phrase, "Oh my Dear God !!!" been heard from so many, and so often, since he took office.
And y'all wonder how these guys get caught in so many scandals ? Hell, haven't you ever heard the expression 'exercise discretion' ? Politicians think it involves some kind of physical effort.
For those not in the US, we can watch a lot of the proceedings on TV now. In fact, that's how I stay so slim. I tune in often and just let my flesh crawl.
As for all these campaign contribution charges and counter-charges, it just proves once again that the United States currently has the very best President and Vice-President that money can buy.
People outside the US often wonder how you become a Republican. Well, two ways generally, most are because their Fathers were before them; others are because their Fathers were Democrats.
Congress polices itself though. One representative banked five times his salary in just two years. He's currently being investigated to see what in the world took him so long.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.