So this casual guy walks into a bar after a long day at work. Walks up, takes a seat and tells the waiter he would like a Gin and Tonic. Waiter goes around and comes back with an apple. " I asked for a Gin and Tonic"... "Trust me take a bite. So the guy takes a bite. "What is this!? This taste like gin"! "Waiter tells the guy to turn it around and take a bite. Guy does so. "Oh my god, that taste like tonic"!
A few minutes later another guy walks in and asks for a Rum and Coke. Same thing happens, the guy is mind blown.
So those guys talk for a while and a few minutes later another guy walks in and sit next too the two first guys. The guys tell him, "man you got to try this out, this waiter can make an apple taste like anything".
The guy goes, "oh yeah, give me an apple that taste like pussy"
Waiter turns around does his thing and hands over an apple. "The guy takes a bite, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?, THIS TASTE LIKE FUCKING SHIT!"
"Turn it around" says the waiter.
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