Changes at the White House

Since the Clinton�s Got a Puppy,


*Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically
implicate the President.


*New "doggy door" makes it that much easier to sneak out for a midnight run to
McDonald's.


*At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time he hears "Bad boy."


*President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone
else's yard.


*Even more silly photo opportunities for the President on the White House
lawn.


*New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.


*Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading "Bil luvs Monika!"


*Shouts of "Come!" from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious.


*Chelsea now has to share her room with more popular sibling when she comes
home from school.


*Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.


*Roger Clinton no longer is the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.


*Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State
dinners.


*To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al Gore from a
tree.


*"Get that horny fur ball off my leg!" no longer refers exclusively to the
President.