....they get back to his apartment and start making out before he can even get the key in the door. They stumble inside the dark apartment, breathing heavy and stripping one article of clothing after another as they crash onto the couch, still entwined in each other's arms; their lips still locked and a romantic electricity filling the air. Gently, he slides his hand down between her legs as he bites and kisses her neck; and she let's out a soft moan.
To his surprise she's dry as a bone. "Are you not feeling it? Is something wrong?" he asks. "No! I really like you. Do you mind if I use your bathroom real quick?" He points her towards it and she quietly tiptoes across the room in the dark. A few minutes later she returns and they start right where they left off but now she's sopping wet. They have hours of passionate sex and he can't believe the connection he feels. Was he already falling for her? They just met!
In the morning, staring longingly into her eyes, he smiles and asks, "so what did you do in the bathroom to make yourself so wet?"
She replies, "oh I just picked the scabs."
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