A priest had lost his chiken and decided that he would bring it up at Sunday mass.
So in the middle of mass he gets up, walks up to the microphone and asks:
Has anyone seen a cock?
All the girls raise their hands
No,No,does anyone have a cock?
All the guys raise their hand
No,No, Has anyone seen my cock?
All the little boys in the church stand up
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