First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike

A gay...

... and tonight he's in luck, for it appears there are many attractive and...

Ten Simple Rules...

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a...

Monica's Fear

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation....

Achoo!!!!!

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man...

I've invented a...

I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass

Hillary Clinton...

... when suddenly, the car hit a large and old-looking cow. The driver got...

The captains log.

Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise? A. The captains log.

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Infucktious Diseases

Fuckabed

A man is desperate for sex he goes into th street and shouts out loud. Ive...

What happens to...

They become box-office bombs