An unemployed engineer who was tired of being jobless opens his own medical clinic. "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll play you $1,000 if we fail."
A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000, and goes to the clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The doctor gets annoyed and goes back to a couple days to hopefully recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I can't remember anything!"
Engineer: "Nurse please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth."
Doctor: "But that's gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will me $500."
The doctor leaves angrily, but returns several days later more determined than every to make is money back.
Doctor: "I've lost my eyesight."
Engineer: "Well I don't have any cure for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor only $500.
Doctor: "But this is only $500!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your eyesight back. That will me $500."
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