A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news.
"Ma'am," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his foreskin."
"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him cock-eyed?"
"Yes" replies the doctor "but he'll have excellent foresight"
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