Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room. He'll be fine, the doctor promised her. The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two. How will I be sure? she pressed. Well, the doctor suggested, you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know.
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