After hours of wandering he finds a barn and decides to go in, He settles down and the owners of the barn decides to greet him with some whiskey and small talk. He said
Farmer: Hey i have a horse in the back and i'll give ya $5000 if you can make this horse laugh.
Wanderer: Sure ill take your offer but i need to be alone with the horse for 20 minutes.
...20 minutes pass and the two of them come out from the back Hysterically laughing
With a confused look on the farmers face
Farmer: Ill double the bet! $10,000 if you can make the horse cry!
wanderer: Sure, But you know the deal 20 minutes alone in the back.
...20 minutes pass and the two of them come out the back with the horse hysterically crying.
The farmer is Completely baffled, he Offers the wanderer $20,000 to tell him how the hell he did it.
Wanderer: Sure $20,000 is a lot of money! To make him laugh i look the horse straight in his eyes and said "hey! my dick is bigger than yours"
Now to make him cry... I pulled down my pants and showed it to him.
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