A sexually promiscuous woman decided to take up "prostitution" as a profession. She wasn't doing that well in school so nobody would really hire her, so she thought to do a job that she would have liked to do anyway.
Well, over a few years, her business has grown, with quite the clientele taking pleasure in this woman's career choice. She now has lots of money, but she doesn't want to take the money to a bank in fear of the bank finding out her "job" and arresting her. She keeps her money all over her bed room.
Another client walks in her room, gets the job done, and hands her the money. Instead of leaving, he takes a look around at the room.
He goes, "Wow! That's a lot of money! Why do you keep it out in the open?"
She replies, "I don't want the bank to know I'm sucking dick for cash. It's nice to have easy access, but it is a pain to know exactly how much I have."
He thinks about it, and then he asks, "Well, I could become your accountant! And I could do it for free, just because you're so good at your job. I could keep tabs on your bills and see how much income you get."
She also thinks about the idea her client gave her, but then replies with a smile, "Thanks, but it's the thot that counts."
*free my nigga brian williams*
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.