Great Female Comebacks

Great Female Comebacks


Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !"


Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason." Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then why aren't you leaving me alone?"


Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?