Are Ladies too Materialistic?


A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office, ready
to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck
passed too close and completely tore off the door on the
driver's side. The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone,
dialed 911, and within minutes, a policeman pulled up. Before
the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started
screaming hysterically. Her Lexus which she had just picked up
the day before was now completely destroyed and would never be
the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the
woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything
else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman. The
cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit
you."
"My God!!" screamed the woman. "Where's my tennis bracelet?!"

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