The Female Stages of Life


AGE DRINK


17 Wine Coolers


25 White wine


35 Red wine


48 Dom Perignon


66 Shot of Jack Daniel's with a Napkin chaser


AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES


17 Need to wash my hair


25 Need to wash and condition my hair


35 Need to color my hair


48 Need to have Stefan color my hair


66 Need to have Stefan color my wig


AGE FAVORITE SPORT


17 shopping


25 shopping


35 shopping


48 shopping


66 shopping


AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE


17 "McDonalds"


25 "Free meal"


35 "A diamond"


48 "A bigger diamond"


66 "Home Alone"


AGE FAVORITE FANTASY


17 tall, dark and handsome


25 tall, dark and handsome with money


35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain


48 a man with hair


66 a man


AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED


17 17


25 25


35 35


48 48


66 66


AGE IDEAL DATE


17 He offers to pay


25 He pays


35 He cooks breakfast the next morning


48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids


66 He can chew breakfast

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