One day little Billy went screaming to his mom, "Mommy! Mommy! Theres a shrimp stuck between grandma's legs!"
His mother, intruiged by this, brought Billy to grandma, who was sleeping on the bed with her legs apart.
The mother looked and laughed and said, "Why, that's not a shrimp! That's her privates, a vagina!"
Billy smiled and said, "Really? It sure tastes like shrimp..."
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