A kid just became nine, so he ran to his father's room upstairs and asked: Dad! guess how old I am!!! The dad pretends to think and goes, "hmmm, 9?" The son's like YEA DAD YOU KNOW It!!!! He then runs down to the basement where his grandma is and asks: Grandma guess how old I am! She promptly puts her hand down his pants and starts feeling on his balls. For a good 20 seconds this is happening. After that she goes: are you 9? He's like: Wow how did you know?!?! She says: I heard your dad upstairs.
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