Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. â Denise
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. â Dean
Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. â Elliot
Dear God,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. â Rob
Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? â Marsha
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