1. Virgin = illiterate
2. Traditional reading and writing = porn
3. A Master's degree would be the minimum requirement for a call girl(boy).
4. You may be told that size doesn't matter, but standing next to a Harvard graduate in the washroom would still make you feel inferior.
5. Children should never learn from their parents or relatives 'cause that would be so embarrassing.
6. Teenage students should be taught without being seen and cannot be forced to school 'cause that would violate the law.
7. Prostitution would be assigned as extracurricular activities.
8. Public libraries would be illegal in all states except Nevada.
9. People would envy those live in under-developed regions where they don't have to have sex every day since very young and can keep their virginity till 20.
10. Volunteers should be physically tough if they decide to go to those regions to teach them.
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