Bear: "C'mon man, I just want a beer."
Bartender: "Beat it!"
Bear: "If you don't serve me, I'm gonna eat that floozy over there." points to a girl across the bar.
Bartender: "I don't care - I'm not serving you."
*Bear eats the girl - starts feeling sick*
Bartender: "Hey man, you ok?"
Bear: "I don't feel so good"
Bartender: "Must be the bar bitch you ate"
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