Married life

- Honey, are you jealous?
- Nope!
- Admit it, you're jealous!
- I told you, I am not!
- Then give me a kiss!
- GO KISS THAT UGLY-ASS WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS!

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