your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
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