A bear chased two hunters up a tree and is climbing to get them. One hunter says - 'Don't worry, I'll shoot one of his balls off'. He fired but the bear keeps climbing. The hunter says 'Don't worry, I'll shoot his dick off now.' The second hunter screams - 'Shoot him in the head, he's not climbing here to fuck us'.
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