A man goes hunting for a bear

He goes into the forest and waits, for hours after a while he sees one a big ass bear, before he has time to aim the bear yells, "Hey! You can shoot me but if you miss I get to fuck you!" The man agrees, shoots, and misses. The bear fucks him. The next day the man goes into the forest and waits another long day and sees him again and the bear says, "You know the deal, if you miss I get to fuck you." so the man shoots again, misses again. The bear fucks him. The next day the man goes into the forest and he's mad as hell, he sits and the bear sees him and says with a grin, "You didn't come here to shoot me."

Credit to my friend Johnny Boy

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