One day a lady asked her husband if she could get a face transplant. The
husband said, "Why do you want to get a face transplant? You're 65. You're
going to die soon." She said I talked with god today, he said I'm going to
live until one hundred. So she got the transplant. Three days later she
got ran over by a bus and was killed. When she was at the gates of heaven,
she said to god, "I thought I was going to live until one hundred?" God
said, "I know, but I didn't recognize you!"
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