God tells new gatekeeper......

To ask everyone their story and how they got here. Once answered let him in and i will decide the rest.
First person walks up. He explains where he is and asks how he got here.
He explains. So my wife is cheating on me. I decide to follow her. Her and her lover end up at a hotel. After they are in the room for a bit i take my gun and head up to the room. I bang on the door screaming but nothing so i kick the door down. I see my wife naked on the bed alone. I look around ans i see the punk hanging off the balcony. I step on his hands and hit him with my gun and he finally falls. He was still alive and i was pissed so i threw a big fridge that was in the room on him. After that i took my own life since i killed someone and, here i am

Gatekeeper says ok and lets him threw for his final judgement

Next guy comes up, he explains and the guy says

Ok well i was on a business trip. For clearity i decided to take a jog on the roof of a hotel i stayed at. I lost my footing and tumbled down. I lucky grabbed a blaconey on the 4th floor but when someone came up to me to save me he ended up stepping on my hands and hit me. I saw a gun so i let go. I was dazed, but alive. I open my eyes to a huge fridge then boom. Im here.

Gatekeeper, bewildered, passes him threw

Third guy comes up and he explains.

Third guy says... Ok so im hiding in a fridge naked......