trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a root before you go?"
The woman was angry and said, "No! Fuck off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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