I had just landed from a long haul flight extremely tired and flagged a taxi down to take me home...

As the journey began i informed the driver that I may fall asleep and to wake me upon arrival.

I snoozed off and 5 minutes into the journey the car took a big BUMP! and shocked me awake.

'What the hell was that?' I asked.

'Sorry pal, I just ran over nigger!' he replied.

'In my tired state I barely registered and fell back to sleep. But then 5 minutes later:

BUMP ! BUMP!

'What the hell?!' Once again being rudely awoken.

'Sorry pal.' He replied. 'I had to go up the kerb to get that one!'

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