Here are the new product names resulting from mergers of some well known companies:
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: Poly-Warner-Cracker
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M & Goodyear: mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
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