Hillbilly sex test

Hillbilly Sex Quiz


Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.


1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F


2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F


3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F


4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. T F


5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. T F


6. A G-string is part of a violin. T F


7. Semen is another word for "sailor". T F


8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". T F


9. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F


10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. T F


11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. T F


12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. T F


13. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F


14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". T F


15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F


16. A condom is an apartment complex. T F


17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church. T F


18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. T F


19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. T F


20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. T F


21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. T F


22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. T F


23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. T F


24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. T F


25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve". T F


26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. T F


27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. T F


if you answer true to any of these questions, congradulations, you are a true hillbilly.