Down in the south, a university professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked "How many people here believe in ghosts?" and about 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you're taking this seriously. Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anybody ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. Let me ask you one more question. Have any of you made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raised his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin and fumbled his way to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, what's it like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Ghosts? Aw, shit. From way back there I thought you said goats."
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