A unique take on fitness

There once was a man named James who was badly overweight. He tried everything he could: personal trainers, fad diets and the like but to no avail.

One day, he saw a tv commercial for a revolutionary way to lose weight, guaranteed to work after only 3 weeks or your money back! This was too good of a deal to pass up! James called and set up an appointee for the next morning.

Early in the day, James heard a knock on his door. When he opened it, before him stood the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and she was stark naked except for a sign around her neck that said, "if you catch me, you can have me." As soon as James read the sign, the woman took off running with James trailing behind. After a couple of hours of running, James finally caught her and had some of the best sex of his life.

This continued on for two weeks and James had lost nearly 20 pounds! After catching the woman within ten minutes of chasing her, the woman informed James that he qualified for the next level of training. Thinking of the other women that he could have, James eagerly agreed to the upgrade. The next morning, there was the familiar knock at the door and when James opened it before him stood the biggest, hairiest, most muscular naked man he had ever seen! Around the mans neck was a sign that read, "If I catch you, I can have you"...