Remember, old folks are worth a fortune; they have silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just so long as you don't have to go along too.
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
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