Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things that I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who piss me off.
Also, let me be careful of the toes that I step on today,
as they may be connected to the butt I have to kiss tommorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work,
20% on Monday,
20% on Tuesday,
20% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 20% on Friday.
And last of all, help me to remember that
when I'm having a bad day and people are pissing me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to
bite me!
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