And Beelzebub is setting them up for spending eternity in the underworld.
He turns to Greg (who despite many other sins, did remain faithful to his wife), hands him a key and says, "Since you only slept with one person in your life, you will receive a Ferrari as your transportation in hell."
He turns to Frank, hands him a key and says, "You were not as restrained in your relations, I see that you slept with some thirty women in your life. Therefore you will get a golf cart."
The two men accept their vehicles and part ways.
A week later, Greg happens upon Frank on a street corner in hell, laughing hysterically. His curiosity piqued, Greg asks Frank why he's laughing.
Frank turns to Greg and says, "I just saw the Pope go by on roller skates."
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