Do you know a joke in a Foreign Language?

Who knows some funny jokes in a foreign language? (Other than English). I've learned some funny ones over the years but I would love to hear some from others out there.

Post the joke in it's language and the translation to English.
[I do realize that not all jokes translate properly].

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