A crew from a television channel wanted to interview the world's oldest living person for their next show. After weeks of searching they learn about a man in a remote Russian village who is 120 years old. So then they go to the village and start interviewing the old man. They ask him "Can you tell us a funny story that has happened to you?" and the old man says "There was a woman who went missing in the woods a long time ago. So we assembled a party and went to search for the woman bringing along couple of boxes of vodka. We finally find the woman after couple of days. We drink the vodka, all of us fucked the woman and we came back to the village." A little disturbed, the interviewer asks the old man "Can you tell us a different story that has happened to you?" and the man says "Of course, there was a cow that went missing a long time ago. We assembled a party and went to search for the cow with couple of boxes of vodka. We find the cow, drink the vodka, fuck the cow and we came back to the village." Totally disgusted, the interviewer then asks "What was the worst story that has happened to you?", thinking that the old man might say something actually funny and appropriate. Then the old man says "I once got lost in the woods a couple of years ago..."
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