Pants and Panties

John was going to be married to Mary so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'John, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, "Here, try these on.'' She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." to which I replied, "Exactly.... I wear the pants in this f amily and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said John.. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, John took off his pants and said to Mary, "Here, try these on.... "

She tried them on and said, "These are too large... They don't fit me."

John said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Mary took off her panties and handed them to John. She said, "Here, you try on mine."

John did and said, "I can't get into your panties."

Mary said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."