Three girls went hiking one day, and midway through their trek they came upon a river and decided to rest for a bit. One of the girls saw a glint of light in the riverbank and went to it. She pulled up a golden lamp from the river, and when she was cleaning its surface, a puff of smoke came out and a genie soon stood before them.
The genie said, "I will grant each of you a gift: Tell me what you wish to look like and it will be done."
The three girls were a bit flustered for a while, but the one who found the lamp spoke out, "I wish to look like Megan Fox." A puff of smoke and boom! A girl resembling Megan Fox appeared. The girl looked at the river at her reflection and exclaimed, "Wow! It's true! It's really true!"
The second girl, seeing that the genie was the real deal, said, "I wish to look like that actress who played the young wife of Lord Edmure in the Game of Thrones TV series. The one in the Red Wedding." A puff of smoke and boom! A girl resembling that actress appeared, and when she looked at her reflection in the river, she gasped, "Wow! It worked! It really worked!"
Now, the third girl pondered a bit more on what she wants to look like, thinking back at all the TV shows and films she's watched and magazines she'd read. At last, she found a suitable actress, and she walked towards the genie and said, "I wish to look like..."
But a stone caught her heel, and as she stumbled, she shouted, "Shit!"
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