A fly is flying over a pond at 16 inches above the waters surface. A bass awaits under the surface thinking, If that fly drops 6 inches I'll be able to jump up and get me a little snack. Meanwhile, a bear is on the edge of the pond, and he thinks to himself if that fly drops 6 inches, that bass will jump up and get the fly, and I'll reach out and grab the bass and get me a little snack.. A hunter up in a tree stand observing the scene thinks to himself if that fly drops 6 inches the bass will jump up and grab the fly, the bear will reach out and grab the bass, I'll shoot the bear and get me a little snack. Little does he know there's a mouse behind him. The mouse thinks to himself, if that fly drops 6 inches the bass will grab the fly, the bear will grab the bass, the hunter will shoot the bear causing the sandwich to fall out of his pocket and I'll get me a little snack. Now there's a cat and he's thinking to himself if that fly drops 6 inches the bass will grab the fly, the bear will grab the bass, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will grab the sandwich and I'll get me a little snack.. So sure enough the fly drops 6 inches, the bass grabs the fly, bear grabs the bass, hunter shoots the bear, mouse grabs the sandwich, cat jumps at the mouse slips on the sandwich bag and falls in the water....
TL;DR: every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet
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