FUNNIEST JOKE OF *ALL* TIME

One time there was a boy named Bong. Bong was chosen by the
pimp of immortality to go on the eternal quest for the holy
dildo. Bong accepted. He went to w. 67th street and confronted
the leader of the Crack Whore Gang, who in turn told him to go
to the leader of the Skank Whore Spank Gang...so Bong went to
him and was forced to use action, so he whipped out his
vibrating dildo of infuse and began rubbing his hand up and down
the shaft rapidly......and acid began shooting out of it and
killed all of the Spank Whore Spank Gang.......so Bong stole the
leaders id card and went to the White Guzzler' Casino, where the
Cherry Blood Gang hangs out. He went up to Jason Preisly the
leader of the CBG ( Cheery Blood Gang ) and was all like YO DAWG
I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE HOLY DILDO IS YOU KNOW? and Priesly
was like FUCK NO GET AWAY and started shooting at Bong, Bong
used his special orgasmic matrix like moves and avoided the
bullets, then he used his atomic wedgie and cut Preisly in half!
Then the leader of a rival gang, known as the Teenie Weenie
Balini Gang. He was named I. M. Gay. So I.M told Bong that the
loner known as The Great Bonifer knew who had the Holy Dildo.
He also gave Bong 60942095024950245 dime bags of weed and told
him to trade it for a weapon of mass destruction. So bong
traded it for some pokemon cards, ANYWAY Bong went to The Great
Bonifer and he had to trade away his Allakhazam and Poliwrath
and...*GASP* his HOLOFOIL CHARIZARD and then the Great Bonifer
told him that the leader of the toughest gang in the city owned
the Holy Dildo........the gang was called The Super Duper
Invincible Immortal Unstoppable Master Blaster Plaster of the
Vest and the Best and the Best Gang of all Time We Are Because
We Cant Be Beaten Because We Have Guns and All You Have Is Sex
Toys So Neer Neer Neer Neer Neer Oh Yeah and Fuck You! So then
Bong went to the leader of The Super Duper Invincible Immortal
Unstoppable Master Blaster Plaster of the Vest and the Best and
the Best Gang of all Time We Are Because We Cant Be Beaten
Because We Have Guns and All You Have Is Sex Toys So Neer Neer
Neer Neer Neer Oh Yeah and Fuck You Gang and asked for the Holy
Dildo. He said he would give it to him if he could crawl up in
his wifes pussy and stay in her womb for 20 minutes.......Bong
said EASY..but then he added "OH YEAH YOU HAVE TO DO SOME THINGS
WHILE IN THERE...... YOU HAVE TO DO 3 TASKS IN 20 MINUTES WHILE
BEING INSIDE MY WIFES WOMB......1. YOU HAVE TO BOIL AN
EGG......2. YOU HAVE TO RE CREATE THE MONA LISA IN PERFECT
DETAIL.......AND 3. YOU HAVE TO CONVERT OSAMA BIN LADEN TO
CHRISTIANITY.......Bong accepted and DID IT! He got the Holy
Dildo and married a fat chick named Anita Cokenme......THE
END!!!!!!!!