St Peter greets her and hands her a white dress. "Put this on and go over there," he says. So the girl does as he says, and finds herself with a bunch of similarly dressed girls.
"What now?" she asks.
"Just wait, says one of the other girls. While she's waiting, she counts the girls. There are 71 girls there, not including herself.
As she finishes counting, a man walks up and introduces himself. "Hello. My name is Osama bin Laden."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.