Fun with Cars

AUDI


Accelerates Under Demonic Influence


Always Unsafe Designs Implemented


BMW


Be My Wife


Beautiful Mechanical Wonder


Big Money Works


Bought My Wife


Break My Windows


Brutal Money Waster


Business, Money and Woman


BUICK


Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer


CHEVROLET


Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips


Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE


Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater


Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FIAT


Failure in Italian Automotive Technology


Fix It All the Time


Fix It Again, Tony!


FORD


backwards --. Driver Returns On Foot


Fault Of R & D


Fast Only Rolling Downhill


Features O.J. and Ron's DNA


First On Recall Day


First On Rust and Deterioration


Fix Or Repair Daily


Found On Road, Dead


Found On Russian Dump


GM


General Maintenance


GMC


Garage Man's Companion


Got a Mechanic Coming?


HONDA


Had One Never Did Again


Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.


HYUNDAI


Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .


MAZDA


Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE


Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.


Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


PROTON


Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.


SAAB


Send Another Automobile Back


Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.


TOYOTA


Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO


Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjecT