and loses his penis. After insurance pays out he visits his doctor who says "Well, we can make you a new one, looks like you have about $9000 left and it costs $1000 an inch."
The man says he has to speak to his wife about it so he goes into the hallway to call her. He comes back into the room and the Doctor asks "Well, how big are we going?" The man replies "We're getting new cabinets."
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