fucking duck

there was this rich guy
he had 3 sons
he give some golden ducks to each of them
he give the older son 3 ducks
he give the second oldest son 2 ducks
and he give the youngest son 1 duck
he said "take these ducks out in to the world and see what you
can do
the oldest son invested his money.
the second oldest put it in the bank.
the youngest son went out and found this ho and said I'll give
you this duck if you fuck me and she said okay.
so they did and she thought he was so good she said I'll give
you this duck back if you fuck me again so they did
when they finsh the boy left andsaw his shoe was untied so he
put the duck down and tied it.
while he did that a car ran over his duck and gave him 50$ for
his duck and left because he was in a hurry. when he got home
his dad said what did you do with your life and he said


"I got a duck for a fuck
a fuck for a duck and
fifty bucks for a fucked up duck.