Frog on a String

Long time lurker this is my first jokes post.

A little boy is walking down the street holding a string with a flattened frog tied to it. He walks into a whore house slaps down a wad of bills and tells the woman behind the desk, "I want your dirtiest, most disease ridden whore." The lady tells him "go home little boy you are too young for this place." He looks her in the eyes and says "Fuck you my money is just as good as everyone else's money." So she says "Okay, but before you go up there I want to know, why do you want the disease ridden one?" The little boy smiles a little and says "I'm gonna go up there and get some disease, then when I go home the babysitter is gonna molest me and she will get the disease. Then when mommy and daddy come home daddy will take the babysitter home and fuck her and he will get the disease. Then daddy will fuck mommy tonight and she will get the disease. Then after daddy goes to work the mail man will come over and fuck mommy and he will get the disease, and that will pay the Mother Fucker back for running over my Frog!"